POSH

Tort here... Mom helped me crop some fat out of this picture. Do I look thinner to you?

This is my friend Fluff. He lives in our yard because I don't like getting long black fur in my food bowl. He thinks he's big stuff. I'm sure I could whoop him if I tried. (You don't have to mention to him that I said that. Please.)

I'm gonna go eat now. I'll need my strenth for the midnight yowl... I mean prowl.